April 2012
too-stoned-to-remember:
Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep
I was dreaming people were dying
too-stoned-to-remember:
Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep
I was dreaming people were dying
Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
Teacher:
Class:
Me:
“I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get...”
– Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp)
“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in...”
– Buddha (via nirvikalpa)
Forget about their past, they don't live there...
“There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a...”
– John Green (via violetfierce)
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
“Crying adds something: crying is you, plus tears. But the feeling Colin had was...”
– John Green, An Abundance of Katherines. (via itsinevitable)
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah?
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with the guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol of betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro.
berlitz:
have you ever known people who are just so adorable and you kind of just want to cling to them forever and ever and tell them how cute they are but alas you have a reputation of being only 99% creepy and can’t risk making it 100%
“‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...”
– J.K. Rowling (via purpleinsanity)
pushingkickingscreaming:
A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
