John's Video Bio
cakeitup: —- hi my name is john i love to fly and i love my friend karkat i’m a god tier and um i’m sorry i’m just i’m thinking about karkat again he’s just so silly with his nubby horns and i just want to hug him every time i see him but that’s crazy i can’t just hug him EVERY time he gets so annoyed and /sob i can’t do this i just can’t
Dear whoever is reading this.
You are loved. You have a purpose. You have a reason. You can do better. You are better. You can be happy. You can love. You can let go. You can love again. You can forgive. You can forget. You can start fresh.
sarsaparillia: The effect of RENT on Sara’s psyche:
Start looking around you, and all you see are people this world would be better...– Light Yagami (Death Note)
When My Crush Catches Me Stalking:
You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo– satan (via humiliate)
sarsaparillia: Oh Izaya. Your passive-aggressive love for Shizuo / hurting people makes me giggle so hard.
sarsaparillia: all I will ever get from Sailor Moon: Don’t fuck with the things that Mars loves. Just don’t do it. YOU HAVE NO CHANCES.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.